assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(some of) Electra Heart in snaps

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

I feel like I should apologize but I wont because I am very proud about the result. 

"I weep at everything. I love things so much. I just never want to dilute that."

kaleandcaramel:

let’s call this uber-hipster avo toast, shall we? :: tarragon + lemon zest + chili + smoked salt + olive oil :: lunch in 5 minutes (add hemp seeds for a power protein hit!). #gimmedattoast

swordking66:

hey casually reminding everyone that you need to destroy ants. They are burrowing towards the center of the earth and destroying the most basic infrastructure of all; the ground. Don’t believe me? How do you think volcanoes happen? Or earthquakes? you say, tectonic plates! i…

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

babeobaggins:

I wish I had a lot of puppies to hang out with all the time

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